Flotsam, Jetsam & Derelict

replace one word in the the name of a movie with the word "nipples"

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 22:37:56 -0400

alpha-lima-lima:

geekgirlsmash:

mr1xiii3:

eclecticzoo:

proustianrecall:

angelsandautobots:

vansicle:

waterbent:

littleboycat:

(500) days of nipples

Watchnipples

50 Nipple Dates

Nipple Punch

ow

Nipples, Actually

Arsenic and Old Nipples

NIPPLES OF THE LAMB

NippleMask

Raiders of the Lost Nipples

Harry Nipple and the Chamber of Secrets

A Room With A Nipple

A Different World House Sort

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 20:07:09 -0400

squeetothegee:

Denise = Hufflepuff

Whitley = Slytherin

Dwayne = Gryffindor

Freddie = Ravenclaw

Jaleesa = Hufflepuff

Ron Johnson = Slytherin

Walter = Gryffindor

Kim = Ravenclaw

Mr. Gaines = Squib

Maggie = Hufflepuff

Mary Alice = Hufflepuff

celluloidlove: laurasthinkingwithportals: bowiecadmium: motiva...

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:12:21 -0400

celluloidlove:

laurasthinkingwithportals:

bowiecadmium:

motivatedslacker:

sarah-of-a-lesser-fincher:

marlarkeyismyspiritanimal:

marlarkeyismyspiritanimal :

pinkiepoop:

allbeareverybear:

morebitches:

one-man-cheeseburger-apocalyspe:

timeandchopsticks:

spinneret-mindfang:

her-imperious-condescension:

fuck u im the empress

~*~*~***DiCe PoWeRzZz***~*~*~

❣❣❣magical❤chopsticks❣❣❣

Eating cheeseburgers.

getting bitches

BEARRRRRR POWEEEEEEEEEERS

PARTIES!!!!!!!!

Parties with poop

@w@

When I call upon him, Don Malarkey appears and fights crimes with me

Making kickass movies that get screwed at the Oscars and then battling the Harvey Weinstein Orc army.

The most amazingly super slacking off you have ever seen, obviously.

Procrastinating more than a super-senior! Sleeping more than a cat! It’s SUPER SLACKER!

David Bowie is a god among men. What does that make me? You figure it out.

PORTALS

I can preserve and restore any film with the snap of my fingers! I can also make lost films appear!

I can get coffee and book flights for secret agent mens.

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:42:29 -0400

bpddontheside:

justbeyourself2011:

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

^me too

Okay this was fun. idgaf.

Article on single drill sergeant moms

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:42:00 -0400

Article on single drill sergeant moms:

That’s a level of discipline I totally don’t have. I’m in awe.

Photo

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:31:09 -0400

Yup!: think4yourself: Progressive angst and President Obama: Its not him,...

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:30:06 -0400

Yup!: think4yourself: Progressive angst and President Obama: Its not him,...:

think4yourself:

Progressive angst and President Obama: Its not him, its you — Keeping Our Eyes on African Americans: Our History, Political Issues, & Popular Culture

The predominately white progressive intelligentsia don’t see Obama clearly because of our racial blind spot. We don’t…

cavetocanvas: Robinson’s Wrap - Helen Frankenthaler, 1974

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 09:04:16 -0400

cavetocanvas:

Robinson’s Wrap - Helen Frankenthaler, 1974

"I’m not going to mislead anybody. Politics is really hard. And it is harder for women. There’s a..."

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:42:01 -0400

““I’m not going to mislead anybody. Politics is really hard. And it is harder for women. There’s a double standard, and you can’t complain about it. You just have to accept it, and be smart enough to navigate it. And you have to have a pretty tough skin. To paraphrase a favorite quote from Eleanor Roosevelt: If a woman wants to be in politics, she has to have the skin of a rhinoceros. Most men who go into politics just think they’re great. They believe they can do anything. Most young women, not only in politics but in most areas, are more cautious and more likely to say, ‘Could I really do this? Am I good enough?’ I was talking to a friend and very successful businessman the other day, and he said, ‘The thing that still annoys me more than anything is that I see all these young women who are so much more capable than they allow themselves to believe. And I see so many young men who are so much less capable but who believe they are God’s gift to the world.’ I would just say to women: Try it! Put your foot in the pond and see if you want to swim.””

- Hillary Clinton On Politics & The Double Standard For Women | The Frisky (via thefrisky)

missbananafish: paolaandfrancesca: kitteh-neon: tastiejam: se...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:33:25 -0400

missbananafish:

paolaandfrancesca:

kitteh-neon:

tastiejam:

selurehteraselur:

oh my balls

oh my gosh it’s Christmas

Ahahahashahahaha

God I wish I could get the cat to sit still long enough to re-create this.

Oolong! Such a good bun.

RNC Chair: GOP’s Historic Unpopularity Shows Americans Are Upset With Obama

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 17:47:15 -0400

RNC Chair: GOP’s Historic Unpopularity Shows Americans Are Upset With Obama:

As always, up is down and down is up.

GO CHIEF LANIER -- DC COPS COULD BE LET GO FOR IGNORING ASSAULT ON GROUP OF LESBIANS

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 17:31:50 -0400

GO CHIEF LANIER -- DC COPS COULD BE LET GO FOR IGNORING ASSAULT ON GROUP OF LESBIANS:

Street harassment is a huge problem in DC. And this is what women fear — being assaulted if you don’t respond to a street harasser in the way they want and then being ignored when you go to the police. I hope Chief Lanier fires their asses.

omgthatdress: Todd Oldham dress ca. 1996 via The Costume...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:34:59 -0400

omgthatdress:

Todd Oldham dress ca. 1996 via The Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Just like Honeybadger

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 08:45:02 -0400

Barney Frank don’t give a shit if he farts on live tv.

omgthatdress: Christian Lacroix for Patou “Entre Nous” ca. 1987...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 08:37:10 -0400

omgthatdress:

Christian Lacroix for Patou “Entre Nous” ca. 1987 via The Indianapolis Museum of Art

<3 the skirt and hat; the shirt, not so much

hufflepug: bunnyfood: bunnies!!! eeee! so cute!! Moar...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:13:08 -0400

hufflepug:

bunnyfood:

bunnies!!!

eeee! so cute!!

Moar bunnies!

Photo

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 06:37:56 -0400

TRIGGER WARNING: Extremely graphic surveillance video of racially charged hate crime, graphic language, racism

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:50:25 -0400

tranquality:

soydulcedeleche:

Mississippi Hate Crime: Video shpws white teens driving over and killing black man, according to District Attorney.

palatial-bear-messages:

On a recent Sunday morning just before dawn, two carloads of white teenagers drove to Jackson, Mississippi, on what the county district attorney says was a mission of hate: to find and hurt a black person.

TRIGGER WARNING: Extremely graphic surveillance video of racially charged hate crime, graphic language, racism

Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:27:06 -0400

regazzadilupo:

singlemanlytear:

I speak fluent Typoese.

Spanish. I can speak it all right, mostly kitchen/everyday/slang shit. Better at speaking than writing.

Mein deutsche ist sehr schlecht. Et je comprends un peu la Francais.

Speaking of smize… Tyra gif party?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:08:00 -0400

Speaking of smize… Tyra gif party?