Which of you came up with the Butterbeer recipe?
And what was it? Cream soda, vanilla vodka, and schnapps? We’re having a girl’s night tomorrow and that might be our drank of choice.
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“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. ~ Voltaire”
— It’s actually somewhat startling how well this quote relates to privilege and how it hurts minority groups. I think I’m going to make it my go-to from now on when the “I’m not racist, so don’t talk to me about racism” refrain comes rolling back around. Loading... -
Just lugged a bookshelf across the apartment and into one of the closets in the living room, and it fits PERFECTLY.
It was too wide for me to lift, so I did a push-and-drag type thing. With the built-in bookshelves, we wound up with an extra bookshelf of our own, and we have two closets in the living room that have one shelf and a rod to hang things on, so this will give us a nice set of shelves in the closet to hold cleaning supplies and various other things.
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Cocaine Bear! How can I motivate myself to finish grading these last 8 papers?
PROMISE YOURSELF CHOCOLATE AND ALCOHOL AS SOON AS YOU’VE FINISHED GRADING THEM. IT’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
WHAT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST COCAINE, DIDN’T YOU?
I’M A MULTIFACETED BEAR!
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andothercuriosities replied to your post: I just found out that the douchiest douching douchecanoe of a douche to ever plague the planet
The biggest douche from my high school wrote in his yearbook blurb “Look for me at the reunion… I’ll be the one driving the Porsche.” Vom. Was I surprised when he moved to the US and became a Libertarian? Nope.
My douche ran for the state legislature as a Republican in Mississippi. I don’t think any further explanation is needed as to how big of a douche that kind of role requires.But he lost. Bahaha.
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regazzadilupo replied to your post: I’m on a fucking rampage.
I’ve gotten a few unfriends. Hee hee hee.
I’ve only had one. From the dude I just told off.WTF.
I want all of those fuckers gone. The southern Christian Republican conservative ones, at least.
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