Enjoy the wreckage

replace one word in the the name of a movie with the word “nipples”

guinevereunbound:

alpha-lima-lima:

geekgirlsmash:

mr1xiii3:

eclecticzoo:

proustianrecall:

angelsandautobots:

vansicle:

waterbent:

littleboycat:

(500) days of nipples

Watchnipples

50 Nipple Dates

Nipple Punch

ow

Nipples, Actually

Arsenic and Old Nipples

NIPPLES OF THE LAMB

NippleMask

Raiders of the Lost Nipples

Harry Nipple and the Chamber of Secrets

A Room With A Nipple

(Source: itsvondell, via bitchslap-barbie)

A Different World House Sort

squeetothegee:

  • Denise = Hufflepuff
  • Whitley = Slytherin
  • Dwayne = Gryffindor
  • Freddie = Ravenclaw
  • Jaleesa = Hufflepuff
  • Ron Johnson = Slytherin
  • Walter = Gryffindor
  • Kim = Ravenclaw
  • Mr. Gaines = Squib
  • Maggie = Hufflepuff
  • Mary Alice = Hufflepuff

(via squeetothegee-deactivated201111)

celluloidlove:

laurasthinkingwithportals:

bowiecadmium:

motivatedslacker:

sarah-of-a-lesser-fincher:

marlarkeyismyspiritanimal:

 marlarkeyismyspiritanimal :

pinkiepoop:

allbeareverybear:

morebitches:

one-man-cheeseburger-apocalyspe:

timeandchopsticks:

spinneret-mindfang:

her-imperious-condescension:
fuck u im the empress
~*~*~***DiCe PoWeRzZz***~*~*~

❣❣❣magical❤chopsticks❣❣❣

 Eating cheeseburgers.

getting bitches

BEARRRRRR POWEEEEEEEEEERS

PARTIES!!!!!!!!
Parties with poop
@w@

When I call upon him, Don Malarkey appears and fights crimes with me


Making kickass movies that get screwed at the Oscars and then battling the Harvey Weinstein Orc army.

The most amazingly super slacking off you have ever seen, obviously.
Procrastinating more than a super-senior! Sleeping more than a cat! It’s SUPER SLACKER!

David Bowie is a god among men.  What does that make me?  You figure it out.

PORTALS

I can preserve and restore any film with the snap of my fingers! I can also make lost films appear!

I can get coffee and book flights for secret agent mens.

celluloidlove:

laurasthinkingwithportals:

bowiecadmium:

motivatedslacker:

sarah-of-a-lesser-fincher:

marlarkeyismyspiritanimal:

marlarkeyismyspiritanimal :

pinkiepoop:

allbeareverybear:

morebitches:

one-man-cheeseburger-apocalyspe:

timeandchopsticks:

spinneret-mindfang:

her-imperious-condescension:

fuck u im the empress

~*~*~***DiCe PoWeRzZz***~*~*~

❣❣❣magical❤chopsticks❣❣❣

 Eating cheeseburgers.

getting bitches

BEARRRRRR POWEEEEEEEEEERS

PARTIES!!!!!!!!

Parties with poop

@w@

When I call upon him, Don Malarkey appears and fights crimes with me

Making kickass movies that get screwed at the Oscars and then battling the Harvey Weinstein Orc army.

The most amazingly super slacking off you have ever seen, obviously.

Procrastinating more than a super-senior! Sleeping more than a cat! It’s SUPER SLACKER!

David Bowie is a god among men.  What does that make me?  You figure it out.

PORTALS

I can preserve and restore any film with the snap of my fingers! I can also make lost films appear!

I can get coffee and book flights for secret agent mens.

(via coldasaslab)

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

bpddontheside:

justbeyourself2011:

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

^me too 

Okay this was fun.  idgaf.

(Source: jasonwrestlessharks, via angellyfish)

That’s a level of discipline I totally don’t have. I’m in awe.

(Source: nebulons, via cundtcake)

think4yourself:

Progressive angst and President Obama: Its not him, its you — Keeping Our Eyes on African Americans: Our History, Political Issues, & Popular Culture

The predominately white progressive intelligentsia don’t see Obama clearly because of our racial blind spot. We don’t…

(via squeetothegee-deactivated201111)

cavetocanvas:

Robinson’s Wrap - Helen Frankenthaler, 1974

cavetocanvas:

Robinson’s Wrap - Helen Frankenthaler, 1974

(via ornamentedembellished)

I’m not going to mislead anybody. Politics is really hard. And it is harder for women. There’s a double standard, and you can’t complain about it. You just have to accept it, and be smart enough to navigate it. And you have to have a pretty tough skin. To paraphrase a favorite quote from Eleanor Roosevelt: If a woman wants to be in politics, she has to have the skin of a rhinoceros. Most men who go into politics just think they’re great. They believe they can do anything. Most young women, not only in politics but in most areas, are more cautious and more likely to say, ‘Could I really do this? Am I good enough?’ I was talking to a friend and very successful businessman the other day, and he said, ‘The thing that still annoys me more than anything is that I see all these young women who are so much more capable than they allow themselves to believe. And I see so many young men who are so much less capable but who believe they are God’s gift to the world.’ I would just say to women: Try it! Put your foot in the pond and see if you want to swim.

missbananafish:

paolaandfrancesca:

kitteh-neon:

tastiejam:

selurehteraselur:

oh my balls

oh my gosh it’s Christmas

Ahahahashahahaha

God I wish I could get the cat to sit still long enough to re-create this.

Oolong! Such a good bun.

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